To Kegel or not to Kegel.
Monday, October 19, 2009 Posted In My Dumb-A** , skin color Edit This 8 Comments »
I have children. Twice in my life I was pregnant. Therefore, I have no bladder control. I got really excited this weekend when we were playing a game of Cranium with some friends. Needless to say, I dribbled in my pants a little. Hi, I'm 27 and I can pee my pants.
Yes, I know, KEGELS. I'm sorry, but really? When I sit down, I just want to sit down. I don't want to be exercising my nether-regions. As I told HH this weekend, "Only people like Julia Roberts who can have someone do them for her actually do Kegels."
Did you do Kegels? OR. Do you pee your under-roos?
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And in a far more controversial topic, Christina is having a bit of issue with guns and racism. Her son is 4. He plays with guns. We live in Central Illinois. Land of deer hunters. He says funny things. The child is clearly not a racist as he was just over at our house last week. HH watched him and the tots while Christina and I went to dinner with some friends. Weigh in here.
And just for the record, HH and I fairly liberal and are very Pro-Obama. But, clearly, Calvin is 4. He has an imagination.
Yes, I know, KEGELS. I'm sorry, but really? When I sit down, I just want to sit down. I don't want to be exercising my nether-regions. As I told HH this weekend, "Only people like Julia Roberts who can have someone do them for her actually do Kegels."
Did you do Kegels? OR. Do you pee your under-roos?
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And in a far more controversial topic, Christina is having a bit of issue with guns and racism. Her son is 4. He plays with guns. We live in Central Illinois. Land of deer hunters. He says funny things. The child is clearly not a racist as he was just over at our house last week. HH watched him and the tots while Christina and I went to dinner with some friends. Weigh in here.
And just for the record, HH and I fairly liberal and are very Pro-Obama. But, clearly, Calvin is 4. He has an imagination.
8 comments:
Not kegel. Or do, I don't care. But you will pee your pants anyway. I'm telling you, I have peed my pants, multiple times a day since I've been sick. It's very irritating. And hard on the laundry. Ew.
OMGosh! You DON'T Kegel?!? ;-) J/k! Neither do I. I don't really have much of a problem, though. But, I can't imagine ever taking the time or effort to kegel.
Thanks for all of the support. You rock!
My CNA instructor always told us that you should do your kegels at red stop lights. She was serious! She promised that when we are 80 that we will really thank her for that little piece of advice. Whatever, I try to remember between answering the phone and passing the juice to the backseat.
I have done kegels for years an I still drip a little when I sneeze hard. You hubby will appreciate you doing them during sex, but any other time is really a waste.
No kegels, and thankfully no bladder control issues after two kids myself.
I dont Kegel either. I figure hey if Fergie can piss her pants during a concert then its no big deal if I have a small tinkle
I've Kegeled since I had my now 30 year old daughter. I do think it works.....I can crack a walnut with my....(not really but I bet you laughed).
I love what shortmama said. Hehe. I don't know what kegel is nor do I think I want to google it now. I sometimes pee a little when I sneeze. This is the first time I have ever admitted it but yes its true.
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