I told Daelyn to stop sitting on our coffee table.

So she laid on it.

She's my child.

And, therefore, a smartass by nature.

***

After listening to this song a bit too many times, Daelyn got on phone with Pappy and called him a womanizer.

I think he was flattered.

***

Daelyn told me she wanted to be a "black man cheerleader" for Halloween.

She meant black spiderman cheerleader (don't ask).

I think she missed the crucial part of that statement.