Who eats the majority of your tots' Halloween candy?
Must Love Me
Dawn
I'm painfully shy and a touch moody. I don't sleep well and I like to b*tch. I mother. I wife. I used to work and am now discovering the joys of SAH-motherhood. And no one told me about the vomit or the sh*t when I got preggers. But I can be consoled with chocolate, a good book, and daffodils.
Hot Hubby. Cooks & cleans. Does laundry. Irons, because you know I can't. Actually listens. And does other unmentionable things ;) And he's mine. All Mine.
Must Love Girl Tot
Dae-Dae. Resident Diva. Book-lover Extraordinaire. Lover of shoes, Disney Princesses & all things pink. Hater of bedtime. Refers to herself as a princess. Too smart for her own britches. Fiercely protective of her brother. Tone-deaf, thanks to her momma.
Must Love Boy Tot
The Man. Warning: High Energy Levels!!! Resident Destroyer. Master of the lower lip pout. Destruction Wizard. Lover of mornings, Lightning McQueen, and milk. Lost without his sister. Completely uncoordinated, again, thanks to his momma.
1 comments:
Holy crap. I laughed out loud when I read this.
Kids say the darndest things... :)
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